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Saturday, April 26, 2008

Breaking Records All The Time

The Joe Show has just surpassed its own all-time download record, and there are still four days to go in the month of April.

Thanks to the many, many listeners who have helped to make the show a continually growing success!

Now that I have (just today) purchased a new system, maybe I will get a podcast out this week, after all. Kind of a thank you show.

Joe
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No Joe Show This Week -- Computer Failure

There will, unfortunately, be no episode of The Joe Show this week, as my totally unreliable Toshiba notebook computer has failed me again.
 
 
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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Josh Woodward: "The Simple Life" NOW AVAILABLE!

A NOTE FROM MUSICIAN JOSH WOODWARD:

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Hey everyone! At long last (well, ok, 8 months), I'm happy to announce that I have two more albums available! I'm releasing them as a package called "The Simple Life". Part one is upbeat and poppy, and part two is more stripped-down and acoustic. You can download them FREE or purchase physical CDs (name your own price!) from my website:

       http://www.joshwoodward.com/

I'm thrilled with how they came out, so I hope you enjoy, too. Also, keep an eye out on the website in the coming days and weeks, as I have some new things I'm going to be doing.

Thanks so much for your kind support. Please feel free to pass this news along to anyone who might be interested. My music spreads 100% by word-of-mouth, and you truly make a difference. Cheers!

--
Josh Woodward - http://www.joshwoodward.com/

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Monday, April 21, 2008

The Joe Show 69 - Earth Day

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The Joe Show
featuring Average Joe American

Episode Sixty-Nine: Earth Day

Free MP3 Download

eddie martin | when we were brave | cdbaby
courtesy of kennedy resource development and the artist

3 blind mice | i'm so tired | www
courtesy of the podsafe music network

ray tarantino | recusant | www
courtesy of ariel publicity

josh woodward | ships | www
courtesy of josh woodward
EARTH DAY TIPS, from scot longyear of eXchange
glen phillips | rise up | www
courtesy of the podsafe music network

every avenue | nothing | www
courtesy of the podsafe music network

trench town oddities | sometimes | www
courtesy of trench town oddities
COMEDY MINUTE, from mike williams and christian comedy podcast
blood red sun | love letter | www
courtesy of ariel publicity

jimmie's chicken shack | caught down | www
courtesy of the ariel publicity

vic kingsley | missing you tonight | myspace
courtesy of ariel publicity

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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Carry On Wayward Son -- You Gotta See It!

This is too incredible not to share! If this is legit, WOW!



VIDEO LINK HERE

Joe
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Monday, April 14, 2008

No Joe Show This Week -- Contest Continues

My apologies, but this week's episode of The Joe Show, featuring Average Joe American, has been pre-empted by...

LIFE.

Things have been so hectic at work over the past week-and-a-half -- and promise to get more so over the next several days -- that I have had to put a little extra focus and effort into getting some things taken care of. Therefore, there will, unfortunately, be no episode this week.

The show will return next week, as scheduled, and the contest for the 8 CD Prize Package continues.

Thanks for your patience!

Joe

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Tuesday, April 8, 2008

The Joe Show 68

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The Joe Show
featuring Average Joe American

Episode Sixty-Eight:

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rob costlow | l.a. / passing by | www
courtesy of the podsafe music network

3 blind mice | call me beautiful | www
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beth thornley | mr. lovely | www
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THE SPEECH PRESIDENT BUSH SHOULD MAKE





Normally, I start these things out by saying "My Fellow Americans." Not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and that you're really not fellow Americans any longer. I'll cut right to the chase here: I quit. Now before anyone gets all in a lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution or something, let me assure you: There's been no breaking of laws or impeachable offenses in this office.

The reason I'm quitting is simple. I'm fed up with you people. I'm fed up because you have no understanding of what's really going on in the world. Or of what's going on in this once-great nation of ours. And the majority of you are too lazy to do your homework and figure it out. Let's start local. You've been sold a bill of goods by politicians and the news media. Polls show that the majority of you think the economy is in the tank. And that's despite record numbers of homeowners, including record numbers of MINORITY homeowners. And while we're mentioning minorities, I'll point out that minority business ownership is at an all-time high. Our unemployment rate is as low as it ever was during the Clinton administration. I've mentioned all those things before, but it doesn't seem to have sunk in.

Despite the shock to our economy of 9/11, the stock market has rebounded to record levels and more Americans than ever are participating in these markets. Meanwhile, all you can do is whine about gas prices, and most of you are too stupid to realize that gas prices are high because there's increased demand in other parts of the world, and because a small handful of noisy idiots are more worried about polar bears and beachfront property than your economic security.

We face real threats in the world. Don't give me this "blood for oil" thing. If I were trading blood for oil I would've already seized Iraq 's oil fields and let the rest of the country go. And don't give me this 'Bush Lied; People Died' crap either. If I were the liar you morons take me for, I could've easily had chemical weapons planted in Iraq so they could be 'discovered.' Instead, I owned up to the fact that the intelligence was faulty. Let me remind you that the rest of the world thought Saddam had the goods, same as me. Let me also remind you that regime change in Iraq was official US policy before I came into office. Some guy named 'Clinton' established that policy. Bet you didn't know that, did you?

Now you morons are considering another and more evil Clinton for president !!!! Go figure that one!!She wants to take your kids away and let the " Whole Village " raise them! i.e. governmental indoctrination..... Look this one up! You idiots need to understand that we face a unique enemy. Back during the cold war, there were two major competing political and economic models squaring off. We won that war, but we did so because fundamentally, the Communists wanted to survive, just as we do. We were simply able to out spend and out-tech them.

That's not the case this time. The soldiers of our new enemy don't care if they survive. In fact, they want to die. That'd be fine, as long as they weren't also committed to taking as many of you with them as they can. But they are. They want to kill you, and they're all over the globe. You should be grateful that they haven't gotten any more of us here in the United States since September 11. But you're not.

That's because you've got no idea how hard a small number of intelligence, military, law enforcement, and homeland security people have worked to make sure of that. When this whole mess started, I warned you that this would be a long and difficult fight. I'm disappointed how many of you people think a long and difficult fight amounts to a single season of 'Survivor.' Instead, you've grown impatient. You're incapable of seeing things through the long lens of history, the way our enemies do. You think that wars should last a few months, a few years, tops. Making matters worse, you actively support those who help the enemy. Every time you buy the New York Times, every time you send a donation to a cut-and-run Democrat's political campaign, well, you might just as well FedEx a grenade
launcher to a Jihadist. It amounts to the same thing.

In this day and age, it's easy enough to find the truth. It's all over the Internet. It just isn't on the pages of the New York Times, USA Today, or on NBC News. But even if it were, I doubt you'd be any smarter. Most of you would rather watch American Idol. I could say more about your expectations that the government will always be there to bail you out. I could say more about your insane belief that government, not your own wallet, is where the money comes from. But I've come to the conclusion that if I were to do so, it would sail right over your heads.

So I quit. I'm going back to Crawford. I've got an energy-efficient house down there (Al Gore could only dream) and the capability to be fully self-sufficient for years. No one ever heard of Crawford before I got elected, and as soon as I'm done here pretty much no one will ever hear of it again. Maybe I'll be lucky enough to die of old age before the last pillars of America fall.

Oh, and by the way, Cheney's quitting too. That means Pelosi is your new President. You asked for it.
Watch what she does carefully, because I still have a glimmer of hope that there are just enough of you remaining who are smart enough to turn this thing around in 2008.

So that's it. God bless what's left of America. Some of you know what I mean. The rest of you, kiss off!



jupiter one | countdown | www
courtesy of the podsafe music network

josh woodward | go | www
courtesy of josh woodward

every avenue | think of you later | www
courtesy of the podsafe music network

justin hopkins | why would God come to l.a. | myspace
courtesy of ariel publicity

ionia | gasoline rainbow | www
courtesy of ariel publicity

mike errico | someday | www
courtesy of the podsafe music network

ray tarantino | alibis and crimes | www
courtesy of ariel publicity

trench town oddities | never let you fall | www
courtesy of trench town oddities

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